Boom and greetings, my minions.

Since I am still awaiting for the approval and support of the masses, I have taken it upon myself to compose a manifesto so as to more clearly and accurately profess the gospel of Evil Trojan Borscht: “Boom”.

Boom

1. Thou shall not wear hats.

As stated in my previous message to you, hats are not welcome unless they are made of tinfoil and worn by a God who is me.

2. Thou shall adopt popular American nu-metal band Saliva’s “Click Click Boom” as thy personal anthem.

Every day, once at night and once in the morning, thou must recite the chorus to this Godly song that perfectly encapsulates the essence of Boom:

Click Click Boom!
I’m comin’ down on the stereo, hear me on the radio
Click Click Boom!
I’m comin’ down with the new style and you know it’s buck wild
Click Click Boom!
I’m on the radio station TOUR around the nation leaving the scene in devastation

3. Thou shall not misuse the name of Evil Trojan Borscht, your God.

Don’t call me Captain Euchre.

4. Boom.

Self-explanatory.

That is all my children! Following these commandments will ensure you live your life by the gospel of Boom and in service to your God: me.  Go now and spread the word of Boom!

Boom. That is all.