Allo! Bonjour! Hello! Good-day!

Do not be fooled, for it is not the Idiot Trojan Borscht, but it is I, Le Gros Chapeau! C’est moi, Le Chapeau Gros!

I have been very busy these past few jours.

It is very difficult to fake heroics, oui. To pretend that I, Le Gros Chapeau, have any sympathy for the plight of les super-heros anglo. P-TOOIE

(Note to moi; turn away from the écran before expressing disgust.)

As I was saying, the faking of the super-heroism, c’est trés diffiçile. But, it is necessary. For such are the orders of mon glorious leader, SUCKER.

He has ordered me to infiltrate les teams de les super-heros anglo. He was non specifique as to which team I am supposed to infiltrate.

Alors, I, Le Gros Chapeau (moi, le Chapeau gros) shall be joining ALL les teams super-heros anglo.

MUAHAHAHAHA!

(Note to moi; I must develop a less evil laugh.)

Hehehe.

D’accord! C’est mieux.

Yes, c’est true –I, Le Gros Chapeau, Le Chapeau Gros, will be joining every team des super-heros anglo.

Some are more difficult than others, c’est vrai. Some of them, they have very high standards. Pas comme le Ronin Force.

Let me see, there is The Army Of Lite (I was quite hungover after that meeting. Lite Beer? Je ne pense pas!), The Not-At-All-Suspicious League (I do not trust them. They seem a little odd.), The Society of Just Ice (Mais, now that the Hockey Season is ending, they are only, as they say, in training), even le Poutine Patrol

(I am not a fan of le melted fromage, but les frites français sont tres belle).

Unfortunately, there is one team des super-heros that I was unable to join. Les Toronto Maple Leafs. Yes, they are a team des super-hero. You did not know? Ha! You did not really think they were an equippe de hockey, did you?