C’est impossible! Somehow, les maudites heroes anglais have discovered mon vraie evilness!

It was not because I have been talking about it on le YouTube.  Non, they have never noticed that.

Carrying out les plans do Monsieur Le Sucker, I and my fellow super villains had kidnapped La Femme du Chat – Leopard Woman, for it is tres important that she does not return to her home, Leopardia.  BUT, we were foiled, yes FOILED!  La Femme Leopard has les amies, oui!  They came and freed both her and Le Plumber.

They escaped my clutches like a belle chapeau flying away in le wind.  Tragique!

Une minute it's on your head, and the next it's god knows where!

And now La Femme Leopard has ‘outed’ me on her blog.  She knows!  She knows!

C’est terrible.  I have had to flee mon job at the CRTC.  Who will rule Canada’s content with an iron fist now?  I tell you who – no one!   Quel horreur!