Bonjour and good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. I, Le Gros Chapeau, am back in le business! By business, of course, je veux dire, I mean to talk about government office, in this case, le C. R. T. C. Oui, c’est le organization that regulates Canadian content, et… le teams heroes super! Oui! If you do not have enough content Canadian, you will receive no funding! Yes, you will be cut off!

Oui oui, le CRTC is mine!

Such is le news I had to deliver to la Gal Fantabulous today. For now that je suis back in control of le body du l’idiot Trojan Borscht, and  previously I have infiltrated le CRTC…

I have begun to use le CRTC in order to strike! I have revoked le funding du le team AAA Cleaning! That is right, le team du le Gal Fatabulous that I was once le part of.

Maintenent, she will have no choice but to shut down AAA Cleaning! Be afraid, le Canada! Be very afraid!

Oui, c’est diabolique! Muahahahahaaaa!